“Hold the sugar, please. You’re sweet enough for me.” by jachanothergirl featuring Juliska

Apparently, people get asked on dates in cafes. 

Well, here is an outfit and some pick-up lines to make your dates successful.

“The barista may have forgotten your name… but I sure haven’t.”

“I can feel something brewing between the two of us.”

“I like the way you espresso yourself.”

“My coffee is really hot. But you’re hotter.”

“Hello there, how do you brew?”

Jach:

For a while, my nickname was "monster." I was an absolute terror as a child, and even well into my adolescence. Okay, the truth is that I still have a tendency to display rather deplorable social manners. In reference to Monsters Inc, I also have a tendency to occasionally hide in the closet. Closets are simply preferable to any social gathering of unknown individuals--any personal attempts at small talk is a complete "real horror show." Although, I won't be appearing as Sully this Halloween, the holiday is an opportune occasion to showcase that one piece of clothing that is simply too outlandish for the rest of the year or "a stroll around town."

What are you dressing as for Halloween, let us know in the comments below. 

Jach:

I adore gothic-esque lolita style portraits. Besides, Wednesday from the Adams Family is simply flawless. I realize that lace isn't everyone's cup of tea, but lace always provides an eerie component to any outfit if paired with a monochromatic color palette. Also, I have recently been delving into weapon-themed accessories (including a pair of tights etched with a certain machine gun).

I added the lacy rabbit ears, just in case the overall outfit appeared too restrained, or prim and proper.

Or as to paraphrase a la Mean Girls, the necessities for Halloween is simply a pair of animal ears and an undisclosed quantity of clothing.

Meet Jach by jachanothergirl featuring h&m shirts

Meet Jach

If my personality was an outfit, as of today--this board is completely "Jach-esque"  On a daily basis, I adore a pastel color palette with black details. I am also quite the human magpie--I simply can resist glitter, sparkles, or sequins on a hanger. As Won'derland would note, I have also been into headbands lately. However, unlike this polyvore board, I tend to scavenge Forever 21 for three dollar headbands.

Won'derland and I are also current college students, so while we dream of wearing five-inch heels to lectures, flats are simply more practical. Especially, when I am known as the girl who can wreck her shins, falling on the gravel, all while standing still on the side of a street.

Sidenote: Won'derland and I are the typical ramen-eating penniless college students, so our closets are derived from Forever 21, H&M,  secondhand boutiques, and in a blue moon--something from Zara.